Star Wars: Unadulterated Unaltered Fun (Available to No One)

The dark lord of deceit and suppression is returning to menace Star Wars audiences.  No, I’m not talking about Palpatine, but the even bigger villain of Star Wars, its very creator George Lucas.  Boo.  Hiss.  How can I say that?  How can I be such a hater?  How can I be so cruel to theContinue reading “Star Wars: Unadulterated Unaltered Fun (Available to No One)”

In Response to the Hubbub (Bub) Surrounding “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”

Here’s a review of Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi I wrote for Crane’s Cabinet of Kinetographic Curiosities back around the time the movie was released. It’s extremely sarcastic (if you couldn’t tell), and addresses a number of issues I had with the film at the time–and still do to this day. Considering thisContinue reading “In Response to the Hubbub (Bub) Surrounding “Star Wars: The Last Jedi””

Venom-iversary & the Spider-Man Franchise You Didn’t See

Part One: Success in Villainous Spin-Off & Bond vs. Spidey This past Saturday, October the 5th, marked the 1 year anniversary for the release of a little film some of you readers may or may not have heard of. Just a small indie picture. Grossed over 850 million dollars at the worldwide box-office, nothing fancy.Continue reading “Venom-iversary & the Spider-Man Franchise You Didn’t See”